havent been here in a while

SORRY FOLKS ......BUT YEA IM BACK AND I GOT A WORD OF ADVICE .....LISTEN TO
WIZ KHALIFA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THERESA!!!!

niggahs if dont have one get one
she like the downest chick you can fuck wit
she the type that u just wanna keep around becuz shell hold you down
shell fuck a bitch up get lumpy n go to work in the am like tis nuthing
shell smoke sum dro and fucks wit college a few hours later
dont fuck wit her shell spit on ur burger hahaha
shes down for her man like no other
shes realer than alotta dudes i kno and she damn sure is realer than a lotta females i kno
i juss wanna say im glad shes around and
I GOT MAD LOVE FOR HER
& THATS REALLLL!!!!!!!!!
IF YOU AINT GOT A "TL" YOU NEED TO GET ONE ...YOUR LIFE WILL BE BETTER

SONGS U SHOULDNT LISTEN TOOO WHILE UR WITH UR GIRL!!!!!!!

USHER - CONFESSSION 1-3
USHER- BURN
NELLY -TIP DRILL
NELLY PIMP JUICE
MIKEY AVALON- MY DICK
THE DREAM- NIKKI
50 CENT-P.I.M.P
BIGGIE-ANOTHER BITCH
THERES MORE BUT I CANT THINK OF THEM
ITS SO HOTT IN CALI!!!!!!!!!!

THIS WAS A CRAZY NIGHT !!!!!!!!

COSTA MESA CHRONIC !!!!!

LAUGHED TILL I CHOKED

8 BOWL

1 BLUNT

SMH

WE ROTATED FOR HOURS

ONLY FUCKED UP THA ROTATION ONCE =)

3 SOME?????

KEY FACTS :)
REALIZE ONE OF THE CHICKS IS YOUR GIRLFRIEND AND ONE IS NOT
YES!!!! U GETTIN NEW PUSSY BUT REMEMEBER SHE'S LLEAVING SOON SO DONT GET TOO EXCITED
PAY EQUAL ATTENTION TO EVERYONE
MAYBE EVEN A LIL MORE TO YA GIRLFRIEND
IF UR USING FINGERS MAKE SURE YOU DEDICATE A DIFFERENT FINGER TO EACH GIRL BECUZ FLUIDS CAN TRANSFER AND STD R EASILY RECEIVED
KNOW THE GIRL!!!
DONT JUSS RANDOMLY PICK UP SUM STREET CHICK
ITS UNHEALTHY & SUMTIMES UNCOMFORTABLE
MAKE SURE YOU PICK THE RIGHT TIME TO ASK YOUR CHICK IF ANOTHER FEMALE CAN LAY IN YOUR BED
MAKE SURE YOUR ARE "TOGETHER" AS IN YOU CAN HANDLE TO FEMALES!!!!!!!!!
TWO HOTT ASS FEMALES (LITERALLY) IN YOUR BED CAN BE AN EASY EJACULATION YOU WILL BE OVER WHELM
YOU COULD BE IN YOUR TEENS OR UR 20 -30 AND WATEVER AND MIGHT SAY "I DONT NEED A PILL,IM YOUNG"
WRONG!!!
TAKE THE BETTER ROUTE AND USE A PILL
YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO FIND ONE AT A LOCAL CONVIENCE STORE
READ THE INSTRUCTIONS !!!!!!!!!
TRUST ME THEY WONT KNO IF U DONT TELL EM
TOOO GIRL WILL = A FASTER NUT CUZ ITS TOO GIRLS ITS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE !!!!
FOCUS ON PLEASURING BOTH GIRLS
AND DONT GET TOO OVERWHELM JUSS ACT NATURAL
& IF UR GIRLFRIEND ISNT INTO A BI EXPERICENCE ITS JUSS HOW IT IS DONT RUIN THE EXPERICEN JUSS BECUZ SHE DOES WANNA DO IT
AN ARGUMENT MIGHT MEAN NO SEX PERIOD ...OR WORSE

GIRLS KISSING GIRLS (PHOTO TAKEN BY ME)

ALL I GOTTA SAY IS .....I ENJOYED IT <3

GUYS FOLLOW WAT SAY !!!! SHE'LL BE HAPPY

BUT BE CAREFUL>>>>
EVER WANTED TO HAVE SEX LIKE A PORN STAR?
YESS!!!!
HERE R SUM EASY EVERYDAY TIPS TO KEEP YOU
"HAMMER HARD" & KEEP THOSE JUICE RUNNING LIKE WATER
1.DRINK LOTS OF FLUIDS(WATER) EXPECIALLY
2. 50 MG OF ZINC A DAY....DONT EXCEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3. EAT FOODS WITH A LOT OF PROTEIN
4.EXCERSISE EXCERSISE EXCERSISE !!!!!!A \BDOMINAL MUSCLES HELP UR DICK STAY STRONG
5.DONT MASTURBATE FOR EXTENDED PERIODS
FOLLOW THESE SIMPLE RULES AND YOULL LAST LONG ,BE BIGGER,AND YOULL BE ABLE TO SATISFY HER EVEN MORE
BUT BE CAUTION ....SPERM COUNT WILL RISE THRUS A GREATER CHANCE OF IMPREGNATING ......

GIRLS & CELLPHONES!!!!!

ARE YOU CONSTANTLY PLAGUED BY THE CELLPHONE SYNDROME?
DOES THE WOMAN IN YOUR LIFE CONSTANTLY WANT TO VIEW YOUR PHONE AND ALL ITS CONTENETS
WELL HERES SUM ADVICE!!!!
PULL THE TRUST CARD !!!!!
SHE SAYS IF YOU DONT HAVE ANYTHING TO HIDE YOUWOULD LET ME SEE IT
WRONG IFF YOU TRUST ME YOU WOULDNT NEED TO SEE MY PHONE OR ANYOTHER FORM OF PERSONAL COMMUNICATION EDVICES(MYSPACE,FACEBOOK,TWITTER,ETC...)
A GOOD RELATIONSHIP IS BASED ON TRUST & YOU DONT HAVE TOO SEE MY PHONE EVERY SECOND....JUSS BECUZ MY PHONE GOES OFF DOESNT MEAN ITS A FEMALE
& TOO YOU GUYS
DONT BE STUPID ...TURN YOUR PHONE OF IN A FEMALES PRSENCE OR PUT IT ON VIBRATE.......I SHOULD LISTEN TO MY OWN ADVICE LOL
HERES THE LOGIC....U PROBABLY MET MY FAMILY ,SAW MY PENIS,MY ASS AND ALLL, LET ME HAVE SUMTHIN TO MYSELF=) & THT SUMTHIN IS MY CELLPHONE!!!!!

HOW TO LOSE WEIGH!!!!

THIS IS REALLY SIMPLE
ITS NOT PHYSICAL.....
ITS A MIND GAME
WHEN YOU FEEL HUNGRY
DRINK WATER!!!!!!!
WATER FILLS YOU UP AND YOU ONLY GAIN WATER WEIGH WHICH YOU WILL SWEAT OUT WHEN YOU GO EXCERSISE!!!!
BUY A PACK OF GUM A DAY
IT WILL HELP BECUZ YOU SUMTHINS ALREADY IN YOUR MOUTH
AND UR MIND WILL TELL YOU YOU ARENT HUNGRY
IT SUPRESSES HUNGER!!!!!!
TAKE MY ADVICE BUT DONT STARVE YOURSELF !!!!
THOSE LITTLE SNACKS INBETWEEN MEALS
WILL CAUSE YOU TO GAIN WEIGHT
THE GYM WOULDNT HURT NEITHER

NAS & KELIS BROKE UP

YES WE ALL KNOW THAT!!!!!!
BUT CAN U BELIEVE SHES RECIEVING.......55000$ A MONTH?
WTF THATS RIDICULOUS!!!!!!!
THATS BULLSHIT $55'000 IS CRAZY DOESNT TAKE THT MUCH TO RAISE A CHILD

WHY NOT TO END ON A BAD NOTE & KEEP ALL NUMBERS

WHEN YOU GET THT FEELING AND YOU NEED SUM "CUTTY"
U STILL GOT HER AND HER NUMBER
SOFTEN HER UP WITH A FEW I MISS YOUS AND A FEW R\MEMMORIES
"LETS KICK IT I MISS SEEING YOU" AND BAM!!!SHES ALL YOURS
BUT YOU GOTTA PLAY IT RIGHT
AFTER ITS ALL SAID AND DONE
HIT HER UP FOR ONE MORE DAY
AND THEN JUSS STOP...SO U DOTN LEAD HER ON
HIT HER BACK UP IN A FEW WEEKS TO MONTHS AND DO IT AGAIN
MORE DETAILS LATER=D

SEX TIP numba 1

dont rush it!!!!!

can you be friend with you ex?

YES!!! I ACTUALLY RECOMMEND IT!!!!!!!
IF YOU LEAVE ON A BAD NOT NOTE YOU MIGHT HATE HIM OR HER
FOREVER!!!
HATE CONSUMES AND DESTROYS AND THTS TERRIBLE
FOR YOU UNCONTROLLABLE GUYS
IF SUMTHINGS WRONG N U NEED TO BREAK UP WITH THE CHICK
DONT LIGHT HER UP IN OTHER WORDS DONT SHUT HER DOWN
JUSS TELL HER SUMTHIN DOESNT FEEL RIGHT AND LEAVE
LEAVE ON A GOOD NOTE......THERE R MANY BENEFITS =)